June 2012
my childhood.
Drake: You calling me a liar?!
Josh: I ain't calling you a truther!
Josh: You want a mouth full of fist?!
Drake: You want a butt full of foot?!
Josh: I hope you go bald!
Drake: I hope they cancel Oprah!
Josh: *GASP* You take that back!
May 2012
me: i haven't taken a photo of me in awhile
*takes photo*
me: oh thats why
Sherlock: Don't make people into heroes, John. Heroes don't exist.
Avengers: what
X-men: what
Fantastic Four: what
Spider-man: what
Doctor: what
John: what
Alfred F. Jones: WHAT
I will never have a problem with smelling like my...
I wish I smelled like my girlfriend sometimes. She smells so pretty.
WHEN U REALLY WANT TO SAY SOMETHING BUT EVERYONE ELSE KEEPS TALKIN AND U CANT GET A WORD IN
santanadelrey:
i miss the golden age of darren’s stoner tweets
and my personal favorite
Being gay is fine. Being bisexual is fine. Being...
haave-you-met-ted:
thats a nice facebook status it was also nice on tumblr with 6,000 notes
homosaurus-rex:
It’s actually a good thing that the zombie apocalypse starts in Florida because then the zombies only have one way to go and that’s straight up into trigger happy redneck territory. I give it two weeks before monster trucks and mullets save us.
bagelchips:
shoutout to the kid that whispers the answer to you when the teacher calls on you but you weren’t paying attention
Tumblr has changed me.
Before tumblr: Wow that's sad
After tumblr: MY CREY ASJGLJGFFS I CAN'T, I CAN'T. I DON'T KNOW WHAT MY EMOTIONS ARE DOING RIGHT NOW
Before tumblr: He's cute
After tumblr: YOU FLAWLESS BEING. I am offended BY YOUR FACE. NOW GET IN MY BED
Before tumblr: Oh a new picture from that movie that's coming out
After tumblr: DEAR GOD WE HAVE A NEW STILL I HAVE TO MAKE GRAPHICS. WHERE DID THIS PICTURE COME FROM ASKLHSDGLKJH
Before tumblr: I'm bored
After tumblr: guise guise guise talk to me send me perverted things I won't judge you
Before tumblr: What a cute couple
After tumblr: I SHIP THEM SO HARD IT HURTS
invade my privacy
Purple: 10 facts about my room
Blue: 9 facts about my family
Green: 8 facts about my body
Yellow: 7 facts about my childhood
Orange: 6 facts about my home town
Red: 5 facts about my best friend
Pink: 4 facts about my parents
White: 3 facts about my personality
Grey: 2 facts about my favorite things
Black: 1 fact about the person I like
English: I love you
Spanish: Te amo
Italian: Ti amo
Russian: Я люблю тебя
German: Ich liebe dich
French: Je t'aime
Chinese: 我爱你
Croatian: Volim te.
Hungarian: Szeretlek
Tumblr: Hey, I just met you, and this is crazy, but ADFGASFS YOU PERFECT FUCKING INDIVIDUAL I HATE YOU, WHO GAVE YOU PERMISSION TO BE SO PERFECT?! SDGSAGF ASDGSDG maybe?
