May 2012
I love my mom
So my mom got me a graduation present. I dont get to use it until tomorrow when we get it set up but she got me a fucking iPhone. I am so fucking happy right now. I love my mom so much. :)8
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elementary school: I went to bed at 10
everyone: omg thats so cool
middle school: I went to bed at 10
everyone: wow loser
high school: I went to bed at 10
everyone: omg luckyyyy
college: I went to bed at 10
everyone: is that even possible
burgrs:
in 9th grade i was getting picked on in class and this girl was like “fuck you guys leave him alone” and called me over to her seat and I was like “thx lol” and she was like “I have something special to show you don’t tell the teacher” and I said “ok” and she pulled a guinea pig out of her purse
Amy: Doctor, did you seriously just lend the TARDIS to Justin Timberlake?
Doctor: Yeah, what of it?
Amy: How can you be sure he'll return it?
Doctor: Oh, it'll be fine. Justin has a history of bringing Sexy back.
April 2012
Dory: hey I just met you
Dory: and this is crazy
Dory: hey I just met you
Dory: and this is crazy
me: did i already re-blog this?
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I don't understand how people have a problem with...
Look at this. it’s a motherfucking gay pride sheep.
LOOK AT IT. IT’S SO HAPPY.
Prancing about supporting gay rights.
If a sheep can do it, why can’t people?
captainshenanigans:
do you ever stop and realize that the average person doesn’t know what a ship is or what canon means
Me: ... Well I got it from the fandom, okay?
My Sister: And if the fandom jumped off a bridge? Would you jump too?
Me: Sarah, you don't understand. If the fandom jumped off a bridge, it's because there's a ship underneath.
lindsaylohanthony:
did anyone else ever notice that danny phantom
grew up to be chip skylark
When someone answered it wrong, and you knew the...
