So I got purple with blue highlights and someone wanted ref pics~
that one person you never really talk to but you reblog the shit outta each other
"big boobs don’t count if you’re fat"
neither does a big dick if half of it is your personality
You would think that teenagers would be the rudest customers when really it’s mostly old, middle-aged people.
Teens always look terrified as customers.
HOW AWESOME WOULD THAT BE?!
I HAVE A MIGHTY NEED
when people are pushing ur buttons and ur just like “how am i gonna be a hufflepuff about this”
was I supposed to sing that to the tune of pompeii? because that’s what happened
this is an accurate representation of how i tell a joke
Dedicated to all my fellow retail employees
All of these are oh so painfully true.
I used to work at McDonalds and literally every single one of them has happened to me. Ergh.
Price tag: “2 for $3”
Customer: “so can I get 1 for $1.50?”
Fuck the customer
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